In Glasgow? Visit our Shawlands cafe!

We restock the cafe daily with different designs, there’s no need to pre-order!

We also have delicious locally roasted coffee, the best matcha from Japan and freshly baked stuffed cookies.

SOLD OUT? Sign up to the waitlist to be notified when the cookies are back in stock. You’ll find it on each product page

Just Because

No.1 Dickhead (Personalise me)
£8.00
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Gay AF Patrick
£8.00
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Queer AF Patrick
£8.00
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Pride Patrick
£8.00
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Born this Gay
£4.50
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Born This Way
£4.50
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Slaaaay
£4.50
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Too Gay to Function
£4.50
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One Degree Hotter
£6.50
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GraduATE
£8.00
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Educated AF
£6.00
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It’s over for you bitches
£8.50
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Can I Sid on your face?
£8.50
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Labubu Mystery Box (Take a seat colours)
from £8.50
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Labubu Mystery Box (Macaron colours)
from £8.50
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I’m not meant to live an uncomfortable life
£9.00
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Cute but psycho
£8.50
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Anxiety
Sale Price:£6.00 Original Price:£8.00
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Pay It Forward Coffee
from £2.40
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Boobies
£8.00
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That ass!
£8.00
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This dick is bananas!
£8.00
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Stay Weird
Sale Price:£5.50 Original Price:£8.50
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I’m good with my hands…
£8.00
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Baby Yoda
£9.50
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BJ Voucher
£8.00
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Specky Cunt
£8.00
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To Do List
Sale Price:£6.00 Original Price:£8.00
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Fuckhearts - various texts
£4.50
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Don’t Fucking Care Bear
£8.50
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Feelin' Peachy
£7.50
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Dick bouquet
£9.00
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Have a Shite Day
£5.00
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To me, you’re TRASH
£9.00
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You’re the shit!
£9.50
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Pain in the arse
£6.00
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Play with My Pussy
£8.50
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Bitch You’re My Soulmate
£9.50
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