In Glasgow? Visit our Shawlands cafe!

We restock the cafe daily with different designs, there’s no need to pre-order!

We also have delicious locally roasted coffee, the best matcha from Japan and freshly baked stuffed cookies.

SOLD OUT? Sign up to the waitlist to be notified when the cookies are back in stock. You’ll find it on each product page.

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You Croc
£7.50
Limited Availability
Sorry I Ruined Your Vagina
£9.50
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Happy Mother's Day Retro Heart
£9.50
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Best Bum Wiper
£5.00 £8.50
Limited Availability
Sale
Best Mum in the Fucking World
£8.50
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You're a Cool Mum - Mean Girls cookie
£8.50
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Mummy it's Your Fucking Day
£8.50
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Mum You're Fucking Incredible
£5.00 £9.50
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Nice Cock
£8.50
Limited Availability
I fucking LOVE you
£7.00
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To me You're Trash
£8.00
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You're Pretty (fucking annoying)
£6.00
Limited Availability
You're Kind (of a bitch)
£6.00
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Personalised Retro Heart
£11.00
Limited Availability
Make me Creme
£6.50
Limited Availability
Lick Me Out
£6.50
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Pay It Forward Coffee
from £2.40
That ass!
£8.00
Limited Availability
I’m good with my hands…
£8.00
Limited Availability
Baby Yoda
£9.50
Limited Availability
BJ Voucher
£8.00
Limited Availability
Specky Cunt
£8.00
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To Do List
£7.00
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Fuckhearts - various texts
£4.50
Dick bouquet
£9.00
Limited Availability
Have a Shite Day
£5.00
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You’re the shit!
£9.50
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Pain in the arse
£6.00
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Play with My Pussy
£8.75
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Bitch You’re My Soulmate
£6.00
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