In Glasgow? Visit our Shawlands cafe!
We restock the cafe daily with different designs, there’s no need to pre-order!
We also have delicious locally roasted coffee, the best matcha from Japan and freshly baked stuffed cookies.
SOLD OUT? Sign up to the waitlist to be notified when the cookies are back in stock. You’ll find it on each product page
Just Because
Gay AF Patrick
£8.00
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Queer AF Patrick
£8.00
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Pride Patrick
£8.00
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Born this Gay
£4.50
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Born This Way
£4.50
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Slaaaay
£4.50
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Too Gay to Function
£4.50
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One Degree Hotter
£6.50
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GraduATE
£8.00
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Educated AF
£6.00
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Labubu Mystery Box (Take a seat colours)
from £8.50
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Cute but psycho
£8.50
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Pay It Forward Coffee
from £2.40
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Boobies
£8.00
sold out
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That ass!
£8.00
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This dick is bananas!
£8.00
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Baby Yoda
£9.50
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BJ Voucher
£8.00
Limited Availability
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Specky Cunt
£8.00
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Feelin' Peachy
£7.50
Limited Availability
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Dick bouquet
£9.00
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Have a Shite Day
£5.00
Limited Availability
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To me, you’re TRASH
£9.00
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You’re the shit!
£9.50
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Pain in the arse
£6.00
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Play with My Pussy
£8.50
Limited Availability
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