In Glasgow? Visit our Shawlands cafe to buy cookies

We restock the cafe daily with different designs, there’s no need to pre-order!

Sign up to the waitlist to be notified when the cookies are back in stock. You’ll find it on each product page

COOKIES

Your Favourite Dish PRE-ORDER
£20.00
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Taylor Swift In my fuck it era PRE-ORDER
£12.00
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Karma is a Cat PRE-ORDER
£9.00
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Ride That Dick
£8.50
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Go Fuck Yourself
£8.50
sold out
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Get Well Soon Bitch
£8.50
sold out
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Aging is for Wankers
£9.50
sold out
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Personalised Retro Heart
£11.00
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Lucky Cat
£9.50
Limited Availability
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Slut Machine
£9.50
sold out
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Mis-Fortune Cookie
£8.00
Limited Availability
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Dead Inside
£8.00
sold out
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Toaster Bath
£9.00
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Anxiety Care Bear
£9.00
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Physically Thicc Mentally Sick
£9.00
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Boobies
£8.00
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Fuck The Patriarchy PRE-ORDER
£9.00
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Gulls just wanna have fun
£12.00
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9 months sober
£7.50
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Last Hoedown
£8.50
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Your Ex’s Tears
£8.50
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Little Shit
£8.00
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Eat a Dick
£8.00
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Need Dick
£5.00
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Specky Cunt
£8.00
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Have a Shite Day
£5.00
sold out
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BJ Voucher
£8.00
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To Do List
£8.00
Limited Availability
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Play with My Pussy
£8.50
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I 🩷 the Boaby
£7.50
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Bitch You’re My Soulmate
£8.50
sold out
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Slaytanic
£8.50
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Crying My Best
£8.00
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Fuck Being Old
£9.50
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Dick bouquet
£9.00
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Mystery Box
£25.00
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Wedding wankers
£8.50
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Wedding bellends
£8.50
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Fucking finally!
£8.50
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RIP Single Life
£8.00
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Sexy Bitch
£8.50
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You Croc
£7.50
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Baby Yoda
£9.50
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100% MILF
£8.50
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Bitches get stitches
£8.00
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R.I.P Vagina
£8.00
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Birthday Bitch
£8.50
sold out
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Serving Cunt
£9.00
sold out
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Gift Card
from £10.00
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Feelin' Peachy
£7.50
sold out
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You’re the shit!
£9.50
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I’m good with my hands…
£8.00
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Fuckhearts - various texts
£4.50
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Gooey Cookies Pick'n'Mix
from £4.50
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This dick is bananas!
£8.00
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Cat Off
£8.50
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Wed-DICKS.
£8.50
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OLD AF!
£6.50
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One year closer...
£9.50
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Shit, you're old
£8.50
sold out
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Juicy Pussy Cookie
£8.00
Limited Availability
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Gift Box
£5.00
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CUSTOM FACE COOKIE
£50.00
Limited Availability
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