In Glasgow? Visit our Shawlands cafe!

We restock the cafe daily with different designs, there’s no need to pre-order!

We also have delicious locally roasted coffee, the best matcha from Japan and freshly baked stuffed cookies.

SOLD OUT? Sign up to the waitlist to be notified when the cookies are back in stock. You’ll find it on each product page

COOKIES

Birthday Bitch
£8.50
Limited Availability
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RIP your youth
£8.00
Limited Availability
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Fuck Being Old - Grandpa
£9.50
Limited Availability
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You're Pretty (fucking annoying)
£6.00
Limited Availability
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You're Kind (of a bitch)
£6.00
Limited Availability
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congratuFUCKINGlations
£6.00
Limited Availability
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Thank you :)
£6.50
Limited Availability
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No.1 Dickhead (Personalise me)
£6.00 £8.00
sold out
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Daddy
£3.00 £4.50
sold out
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One Degree Hotter
£1.50 £6.50
Limited Availability
sale
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Labubu Mystery Box (Take a seat colours)
from £8.50
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Labubu Mystery Box (Macaron colours)
from £8.50
Limited Availability
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Cute but psycho
£8.50
Limited Availability
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Til we’re ghosts
£6.00 £8.50
Limited Availability
sale
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Oh Fuck! You got married card A5
£3.00
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I want to KI__ you card A5
£1.00 £3.00
sale
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One year closer to death card A5
£3.00
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Birthday Card A5
£3.00
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Anniversary card A5
£3.00
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Pay It Forward Coffee
from £2.40
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Personalised Polaroid Cookie
from £20.00
Add Custom Text
Pain in the arse
£6.00
Limited Availability
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Don’t Fucking Care Bear
£4.25 £8.50
sold out
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Personalised Retro Heart
from £9.00
sale
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Little Shit
£8.00
Limited Availability
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Eat a Dick
£7.00
Limited Availability
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Specky Cunt
£6.00 £8.00
Limited Availability
sale
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Have a Shite Day
£5.00
Limited Availability
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BJ Voucher
£8.00
Limited Availability
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To Do List
£7.00
Limited Availability
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Play with My Pussy
£6.00 £8.50
sold out
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MYSTERY BOX - 2 or 4 gooey cookies
from £6.00
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Bitch You’re My Soulmate
£8.00 £9.50
sold out
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Fuck Being Old - Granny
£9.50
Limited Availability
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Dick bouquet
£9.00
Limited Availability
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Mystery Box
£25.00
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Wedding wankers
£8.50
Limited Availability
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Fucking finally!
£7.00
Limited Availability
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You Croc
£7.50
Limited Availability
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Baby Yoda
£9.50
Limited Availability
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100% MILF
£8.50
Limited Availability
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Bitches get stitches
£6.50 £8.00
Limited Availability
sale
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Birthday Bitch
£6.00 £8.50
Limited Availability
sale
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Gift Card
from £10.00
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Feelin' Peachy
£7.50
Limited Availability
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You’re the shit!
£9.50
Limited Availability
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I’m good with my hands…
£6.00 £8.00
Limited Availability
sale
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Fuckhearts - various texts
£4.50
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Gooey Cookies Pick'n'Mix
£4.00
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This dick is bananas!
£5.00 £8.00
Limited Availability
sale
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Wed-DICKS.
£6.00 £8.50
sale
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OLD AF!
£6.50
Limited Availability
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One year closer...
£9.00
Limited Availability
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That ass!
£8.00
Limited Availability
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Gift Box
£5.00
sold out
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CUSTOM FACE COOKIE
£75.00
Limited Availability
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