In Glasgow? Visit our BAKERY!

We restock the cookies daily, there’s no need to pre-order!

We also have delicious the best matcha from Japan and freshly baked stuffed cookies.

SOLD OUT? Sign up to the waitlist to be notified when the cookies are back in stock. You’ll find it on each product page.

COOKIES

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Older Wiser Hotter
£6.50
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Have a birthday
£7.50
Limited Availability
Weenie bit older
£7.50
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Vasectomy set of 6 cookies PRE-ORDER (Copy)
£70.00
Limited Availability
Rude Baby shower set of 10 cookies PRE-ORDER
£85.00
Limited Availability
Perfect Match
£8.50
Limited Availability
You're so fucking hot
£7.00
Limited Availability
Nice Cock
£8.50
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I fucking LOVE you
£7.00
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Shit, You're old
£8.00
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Happy Birthday You Cunt
£6.50
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Happy Bday Sexy
£9.00
Limited Availability
Good Luck
£6.50
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Birthday Bitch
£8.50
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RIP your youth
£8.00
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congratuFUCKINGlations
£6.00
Limited Availability
Til we’re ghosts
£8.50
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Oh Fuck! You got married card A5
£3.00
I want to KI__ you card A5
£1.00 £3.00
Sale
One year closer to death card A5
£3.00
Limited Availability
Birthday Card A5
£3.00
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Anniversary/Valentines card A5
£3.00
Limited Availability
Pay It Forward Coffee
from £2.40
Pain in the arse
£6.00
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Personalised Retro Heart
£11.00
Eat a Dick
£7.00
Limited Availability
Have a Shite Day
£5.00
Limited Availability
BJ Voucher
£8.00
Limited Availability
To Do List
£7.00
Limited Availability
Play with My Pussy
£8.75
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MYSTERY BOX - 2 or 4 gooey cookies
from £6.00
Bitch You’re My Soulmate
£6.00
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Fuck Being Old - Granny
£9.50
Limited Availability
Dick bouquet
£9.00
Limited Availability
Wedding wankers (blue)
£8.50
Limited Availability
Fucking finally!
£7.00
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You Croc
£7.00
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Baby Yoda
£9.50
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100% MILF
£8.00
Limited Availability
Gift Card
from £10.00
You’re the shit!
£9.50
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I’m good with my hands…
£8.00
Limited Availability
Fuckhearts - various texts
£4.50
Gooey Cookies Pick'n'Mix
£4.00
Wed-DICKS.
£8.00
Limited Availability
OLD AF!
£6.50
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One year closer...
£9.00
Limited Availability
That ass!
£8.00
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Gift Box
£5.00
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CUSTOM FACE COOKIE
£85.00
Limited Availability

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