In Glasgow? Visit our Shawlands cafe!

We restock the cafe daily with different designs, there’s no need to pre-order!

We also have delicious locally roasted coffee, the best matcha from Japan and freshly baked stuffed cookies.

SOLD OUT? Sign up to the waitlist to be notified when the cookies are back in stock. You’ll find it on each product page

COOKIES

Gay AF Patrick
£8.00
Limited Availability
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Queer AF Patrick
£8.00
Limited Availability
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Pride Patrick
£8.00
Limited Availability
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Born this Gay
£4.50
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Born This Way
£4.50
Limited Availability
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Slaaaay
£4.50
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Too Gay to Function
£4.50
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No.1 Dickhead (Personalise me)
£8.00
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Thanks for putting up with my shit
£8.00
sold out
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Daddy
£4.50
Limited Availability
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Baldy
£4.50
sold out
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Happy Farter's Day
£8.00
sold out
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Happy Fucking Father's Day
£6.50
sold out
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One Degree Hotter
£6.50
Limited Availability
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GraduATE
£8.00
Limited Availability
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Educated AF
£6.00
Limited Availability
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It’s over for you bitches
£8.50
Limited Availability
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Can I Sid on your face?
£8.50
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Labubu Mystery Box (Take a seat colours)
from £8.50
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Labubu Mystery Box (Macaron colours)
from £8.50
sold out
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I’m not meant to live an uncomfortable life
£9.00
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Cute but psycho
£8.50
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Til we’re ghosts
£8.50
Limited Availability
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Anxiety
£6.00 £8.00
Limited Availability
sale
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Oh Fuck! You got married card A5
£3.00
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I want to KI__ you card A5
£2.00 £3.00
sale
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One year closer to death card A5
£3.00
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Birthday Card A5
£3.00
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Anniversary card A5
£3.00
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Pay It Forward Coffee
from £2.40
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Boobies
£8.00
sold out
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Pain in the arse
£6.00
Limited Availability
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To me, you’re TRASH
£9.00
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Don’t Fucking Care Bear
£8.50
Limited Availability
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Aging is for Wankers
£9.50
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Personalised Retro Heart
£11.00
Add Custom Text
Little Shit
£6.00 £8.00
sold out
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Eat a Dick
£7.00
Limited Availability
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Specky Cunt
£8.00
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Have a Shite Day
£5.00
Limited Availability
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BJ Voucher
£8.00
Limited Availability
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To Do List
£6.00 £8.00
Limited Availability
sale
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Play with My Pussy
£8.50
Limited Availability
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I 🩷 the Boaby
£7.50
Limited Availability
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Bitch You’re My Soulmate
£9.50
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Fuck Being Old
£9.50
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Dick bouquet
£9.00
Limited Availability
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Stay Weird
£5.50 £8.50
Limited Availability
sale
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Mystery Box
£25.00
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Wedding wankers
£8.50
sold out
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Fucking finally!
£7.00
sold out
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You Croc
£7.50
Limited Availability
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Baby Yoda
£9.50
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100% MILF
£8.50
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Bitches get stitches
£8.00
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R.I.P Vagina
£8.00
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Birthday Bitch
£8.50
Limited Availability
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Gift Card
from £10.00
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Feelin' Peachy
£7.50
Limited Availability
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You’re the shit!
£9.50
Limited Availability
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I’m good with my hands…
£8.00
Limited Availability
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Fuckhearts - various texts
£4.50
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Gooey Cookies Pick'n'Mix
£4.00
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This dick is bananas!
£8.00
Limited Availability
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Wed-DICKS.
£8.50
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OLD AF!
£6.50
Limited Availability
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One year closer...
£9.50
sold out
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Shit, you're old
£5.00 £8.50
sold out
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Juicy Pussy Cookie
£8.00
Limited Availability
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That ass!
£8.00
Limited Availability
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Gift Box
£5.00
sold out
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CUSTOM FACE COOKIE
£70.00
sold out
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