In Glasgow? Visit our Shawlands cafe!
We restock the cafe daily with different designs, there’s no need to pre-order!
We also have delicious locally roasted coffee, the best matcha from Japan and freshly baked stuffed cookies.
SOLD OUT? Sign up to the waitlist to be notified when the cookies are back in stock. You’ll find it on each product page
Birthday Cookies


Cute but psycho
£8.50
Limited Availability
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Anxiety
£8.00
sold out
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One year closer to death card A5
£3.00
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Birthday Card A5
£3.00
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So fucking hot!
£7.50
Limited Availability
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Boobies
£8.00
Limited Availability
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BJ Voucher
£8.00
Limited Availability
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Aging is for Wankers
£9.50
Limited Availability
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Personalised Retro Heart
£11.00
Add Custom Text


Shit, you're old
£8.50
Limited Availability
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Eat a Dick
£7.00
Limited Availability
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Specky Cunt
£8.00
Limited Availability
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Have a Shite Day
£5.00
Limited Availability
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Bitch You’re My Soulmate
£9.50
sold out
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Fuck Being Old
£9.50
Limited Availability
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Dick bouquet
£9.00
Limited Availability
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Stay Weird
£8.50
Limited Availability
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Juicy Pussy Cookie
£8.00
Limited Availability
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That ass!
£8.00
Limited Availability
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Baby Yoda
£9.50
Limited Availability
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Fuckhearts - various texts
£4.50
Limited Availability
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Birthday Bitch
£8.50
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Gift Card
from £10.00
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OLD AF!
£6.50
sold out
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One year closer...
£9.50
Limited Availability
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You’re the shit!
£9.50
Limited Availability
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