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COOKIES I’m not meant to live an uncomfortable life

I’m not meant to live an uncomfortable life

£9.00
Limited Availability

Cookies come heat sealed individually to lock in all the flavours. Best before at least August 2025

Quantity:
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I’m not meant to live an uncomfortable life

£9.00
Limited Availability

Cookies come heat sealed individually to lock in all the flavours. Best before at least August 2025

Quantity:
Add To Cart

Our cookies are made by hand and there may be small variations in design.

Ingredients: Flour, butter, sugar, egg, icing sugar, water, meringue powder (egg whites, cream of tartar), vanilla extract, almond flavouring, food colouring.

For allergens, see ingredients in bold. Made in a kitchen that handles nuts, eggs, diary and gluten.

Shipping (UK only)

Royal Mail Tracked24: £5

Please allow 24h for processing and 3-4 working days for delivery, longer during busy times, such as Valentine’s Day.

Orders placed after 5PM on Friday will be sent the following Monday.

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