OLD AF!

£6.50
Limited Availability

Congrats! You’re one year closer to stinking of piss.

Colour will be picked at random.

Best Before at least 20 July 2024. Cookies come heat sealed individually to lock in all the flavours.

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Our cookies are made by hand and there may be small variations in design.

Ingredients: Flourbutter, sugar, egg, icing sugar, water, meringue powder (egg whites, cream of tartar), vanilla extract, almond flavouring, food colouring.

For allergens, see ingredients in bold. Made in a kitchen that handles nuts, eggs, diary and gluten.

Shipping (UK only)

Royal Mail Tracked24: £5

Please allow 24h for processing and 3-4 working days for delivery, longer during busy times, such as Valentine’s Day.

Orders placed after 5PM on Friday will be sent the following Monday.

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