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Perfect last minute mini cake, ideal for sharing with a couple of besties.
Simply choose the date you’d like to pick it up, colour and your text, we’ll do the rest.
Flavour: Vanilla + white chocolate + raspberry
Our baby cakes serve up to 4-5 people.
Please note cake collections are from our bakery in Morris Park and NOT the cafe in Shawlands!
Collection times are Tuesday-Friday between 12-4pm. Alternative times can also be arranged, please contact us to discuss before you place your order.
All cookies come individually. heat sealed to lock in the flavour.
Best before date: at least 25 June 2026
Add a gift box HERE!
Cookie size: approx. 8 × 11cm
Price is per 1 cookie.
All cookies come individually. heat sealed to lock in the flavour.
Best before date: at least 25 june 2026
Add a gift box HERE!
Cookie size: approx. 8 × 11cm
Price is per 1 cookie.
Chunky Dubai chocolate filled with crunchy pistachio or bueno cream.
Two sizes:
Chunky - around 260g
Chunkier - around 330g
Contains milk, soya, wheat and nuts.
Cookies come heat sealed individually to lock in all the flavours.
Best before: at least 13 June 2026
Add a gift box HERE!
HEY BITCHES!
We’re Magda and Aga, two besties running a rude cafe and bakery in Glasgow, Scotland.
We specialise in uncensored cookies and dreamy retro cakes. You can buy our cookies online or pop in to our rude cafe and grab a coffee or matcha alongside your cookie. We also sell our viral Dubai chocolate, crunch pots, gooey cookies, greeting cards and other rude things.
We’re open Wednesday to Sunday, you can find the times at the bottom of this page.
Don’t forget to visit our bathroom if you’re not a prude!
WHERE TO FIND US
Rude Cookies
28 Minard Rd, Shawlands
Glasgow
G41 2HN
Opening times ⏰
Mon-Tue: CLOSED
Wed-Fri: 11AM-6PM
Sat: 10AM-5PM
Sun: 11AM-5PM
No pre-order needed